ISSUE NUMBER FOUR

[xxGLEN GOSSIP]

WELCOME TO GLEN GOSSIP
edition number four

AVERY && TANNER
Wow. Our mayor sure seems to get around, doesn't she? First it was Dallas and now Tanner? Avery, doll, you just need to make up your mind. You're picking apart Glen Oak's testosterone piece by piece. Leave some for the other girlies. Anyway, GG sources have reported seeing Tanner and Avery together in the Wawate Ca Falls, Glen Oak's famous waterfalls.

Yes, they seemed quite comfortable together. They looked almost melted together in an embrace. The boy's face was screwed up, bleeding, even. And the girl was with him trying to make him feel better. But she kissed him. And thats how the story went.

You make the descision here folks. Yet, can you deny this picture?

Getting a bit eager there Tanner, aren't we?
Sources report that this was taken when Avery and
Tanner - walking hand in hand - were exiting the
waterfalls, where they were first sighted kissing.


HOLLY WINTERS
Holly was at a sleepover this weekend. She was quoted as saying:

Lol, sleepovers should officially be renamed stay-upovers. xD There isn't much sleeping involved in them. xD

COVER ART
Whoever made it went brush happy, yo.

ALL OUR MEMBERS
It seems as if Glen Oak is empty these days. And we have a theory behind it all. All of Glen Oak's citizens have been abducted by David Hasselhoff into a religious German cult where he made them all drink spiked cherry Kool-Aid that killed them all. So we'd very much like to find some citizens who don't like religion, David Hasselhoff, or even Kool-Aid.

-THIS JUST IN: Valera Harmony likes orange Kool-Aid the best however she will settle for kiwi-strawberry or fruit punch when needed.